This week's American Idol Review really and truly WILL be short and sweet. (Well, maybe not sweet.)
Ready for it???
If last week was my FAVORITE American Idol show ever in the history of American Idol,...................
then THIS week's show was most definitely my LEAST favorite show ever!
I don't know. Maybe I just hate rock music or something. Although, I don't think I ever KNEW that about myself. Or maybe nobody really wowed me. Or maybe I can't stand tight leather clothing or chains or guys wearing eyeliner or witnessing contestants WAAAAAY out of their comfort zones (how terribly UNcomfortable for ME!) or screaming (and calling it singing) or awkward, jerky dance moves...or DUETS on a show like this. DUETS????!! How completely bizarre!
Anyway, watching was..............well, I'm going to have to say it.
A waste of time.